Monday, January 15, 2007

Scientist finds hunger strike effective

In an example of reverse technology transfer, a leading stem cell researcher from MIT has used our very own indigenous techinque of hunger strike to further his own cause. Experts from India point out that this technique, when used in right concentration and with close physiological monitoring could be a sure shot success.

They also caution that it could cause serious adverse health effects in case of prolonged exposure. Many activist protest that an governmental ethics committe has to be formed to regulate and restrict these activities. Experts in the field say that this move is radical and is a double-edged sword (experts are not very creative and tend to use cliches a lot).
This scientist is suspected to have collaborative links with Trimul congress, which might have trained scientists in kundalini yoga, gemology and breath control technique, all very potent weapons for aural MRI, astral urology and to cure all cancers and the burning sensation one gets the morning after a very spicy meal.
Below is an article from TheScientist.com
An African-American associate professor of Biological Engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has vowed to go on hunger strike if he does not receive tenure, alleging that it was denied because of his race.
James Sherley has been appealing the school's decision for nearly two years, and plans to camp outside the Provost's office starting on February 5 until he receives tenure.
"I will die defiantly," he said in an Email to colleagues, when asked about his plans if his protest becomes futile.
This is the first ever hunger strike in a tenure controversy.